Terrorists these days are rubbish

A day after two piss-poor attempts at home-made car bombs singularly fail to go off in central London, it looks like the latest method is to set yourself on fire and run into buildings.*

Note to terrorists: you’re useless. Bombs that fail to go off and terrorist attacks that injure only yourselves are pathetic. If I was Osama bin Laden, I’d be embarrassed to be associated with you.

Hell – at this rate you’ll even make the 21st July 2005 terrorists look competent…

* Please note that at the time of writing, the precise nature of the incident at Glasgow airport is entirely unclear – it’s entirely possible that it’s not terrorism-related. But it seems unlikely…

2 thoughts on “Terrorists these days are rubbish

  1. Maybe they’re hoping that, if they set themselves on fire, they’ll eventually get hot enough that their brains (such as they are) will explode, spraying passers by with grey goo…

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