113478794137389374

It’s nearly 3am, I’ve just finished writing 4,000 words worth of film reviews (and a fair few cans of Stella) in one sitting, and I’ve worked out the perfect alliterative description of any government statement ever, so have to get it down before I forget:

Bavardaginous Blairite bedizened battologinous bunkum

(Please note, substituting “boondoggle” for “bunkum” makes this the perfect alliterative description of any government policy ever. I rule.)

2 thoughts on “113478794137389374

  1. There's four new words to read the definitions of and forget by six o'clock tonight.

    What I am taking from this however is that lager is good for you. If only Twiggy drank Stella and not red wine